Professional SmartAly, Making Things Interesting Since The 1900’s
Ask my dad what kind of baby I was. He’ll tell you, “Quiet and content. Never cried too much, never made a fuss.” And then he will spend two hours regaling you with stories of the little escape artist I really was and the smartydiaper little pranks I used to pull and jokes I used to play, laughing maniacally when they worked out.