Greetings and warm salutations! It’s great to see you again =D You have found the JustRomance.me Earth Day Bloghop! I know, I know, this is an amazing post, but if you haven’t seen the others, you’re missing out big time. To start the hop from the beginning, click here. Or on the image below.
You might wonder what I have in store for you. Well, today I decided to do something fun and different. As my friend pointed out to me, what could be more Earth-friendly than werewolves? And because we all know that they can be cuddly and also bite your hand off if you pet them the wrong way, I decided I should share my Dating Werewolves Survival Guide. Enjoy!
Dating Werewolves: a survival guide.
Foreword
This guide is meant to aid and ease interactions between werewolves and other species. The advice and rules contained inside are a result of years of detailed research into the life and social interactions of werewolves. Following these rules will not guarantee life-long mating for parties involved. However, failure to follow the rules may result in injury or accidental death. Extreme caution is recommended in all interactions with werewolves.
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Rule One: Do NOT bring a leash on the first date. This is a major turn off and will cause your Were-date to eat you alive — and not in a good way!!
Rule Two: Be aware that your Were-date is a carnivore. Sushi restaurants are a no no. Another is open/bleeding wounds.
Rule Three: Weres like to play. This is normal. Blowing bubbles with soap is considered fun. Play along. Or back away slowly. Do Not Run. See Rule Eight for details.
Rule Four: If you do not like fur on your couch/sofa, do not date a Were. While they are meticulous about personal hygiene, some shedding may occur.
Rule Five: Full moon nights get complicated. Emotional baggage will form. If you can’t handle it, think of somewhere else to be during that time of the month.
Addendum to Rule Five: If your Were is female, there is another time of the month when it is unwise to be in close proximity. If you do not know what this means, you should not be dating. If the two mentioned times of the month coincide, disregard Rule Eight and run for your life.
Rule Six: Weres are animals in bed. You’re welcome.
Rule Seven: It is a myth that Weres are loners. They are not. They have packs, sometimes with many members of the opposite sex. Trying to separate your Were from his/her pack is a no no and will, in fact, get you dead, fast and bloody.
Rule Eight: Chases are a turn on. If in fear for your life, do not make any sudden movements. Say good bye politely and back away slowly. Moving to another state is suggested. Identity change and/or plastic surgery highly recommended.
Rule Nine: Howling is a pack ritual. Though it is sometimes purely for entertainment, it is a Weres-Only activity. Howling with or around your Were will be considered a mockery or insult and will result in bodily injury. See Rule Two for details.
Rule Ten: Despite their wild nature, Weres are, in fact, very monogamous. People who prefer variety should not date a Were. Infidelity in any way, shape, or form will not be tolerated and will result in bodily injury. See Rule Two for details.
Lisa J
/ April 20, 2012Now that I know the rules, I just have to find the Were.
Alianne
/ April 20, 2012You and me both, Lisa
authorrainedelight
/ April 20, 2012lol love these. Now if I start dating a were, I know what to do. Thanks.
Alianne
/ April 20, 2012Heheh I figured it was my duty to give everyone a fighting chance ;D Thanks for stopping by!
A. R. Cummings
/ April 20, 2012LOL, great rules, Alainne! Happy Earth Day!
Alianne
/ April 20, 2012Thanks, A.R.! Happy Earth Day to you too!
JeanP
/ April 20, 2012Got a giggle out of reading all those rules. Happy Earth Day!
Alianne
/ April 20, 2012I’m glad LOL Happy Earth Day =D
Kayelle Allen
/ April 20, 2012This will be so freaking helpful! Hmm. I write about immortals. There must be a rule book for that… off to write one.
Thank you for the fun inspiration.
Alianne
/ April 20, 2012Heheh Kayelle! These rules are part of a set of stories I am working on. I swear, half the content I have so far is romance/drama and the other half is pure comedy. I can’t seem to get away from the Weres (not that I want to!)
Sue Sattler
/ April 20, 2012Okay now that I’m all set with the rules, point me to the weres! I don’t mind shedding and being chased can be so much fun!
Alianne
/ April 20, 2012I am with you! LOL Now if only they weren’t hiding from me…
Cheryl Lynne
/ April 20, 2012Love the rules, very funny! Thanks for sharing! Happy Earth Day!
Alianne
/ April 20, 2012Thanks for stopping by! =D Happy Earth Day to you too.
Savannah Chase
/ April 20, 2012Oh I love the rules…They are good…So I now must find myself a few..*looks around*
Alianne
/ April 20, 2012I know. It’s so hard to find a good werewolf these days… It seems all I ever find are wereminks and wereskunks. *sad sigh*
Christine
/ April 21, 2012I thnk I’ve found a few werealley-cats…
Alianne
/ April 21, 2012LMAO!!
Nikki
/ April 20, 2012lol…loved the rules! Thanks!
Alianne
/ April 20, 2012My pleasure, Nikki! Thanks for stopping by =D
Diane Sallans
/ April 20, 2012Rules to live by!
Alianne
/ April 20, 2012Amen! LOL
Melissa Bourn (@MelCamino5)
/ April 20, 2012I love the rules. Howeve, I could find something fun to do with the leash…Just sayin!
Now I need to find a were !
Mel
bournmelissa at hotmail dot com
Alianne
/ April 20, 2012LOL several things come to mind for me as well!
bn100
/ April 20, 2012Very fun and helpful list of rules.
Alianne
/ April 20, 2012Thank you hehehe Happy Earth Day!
Shadow
/ April 20, 2012lol I loved the rules. Im still chuckling. Too funny! Thanks! On that list, is there anywhere about how to find one? Dogs, or in this case were, are a girls best friend! hehe Thank you for the awesome hop and giveaway!
shadowluvs2read(at)gmail(dot)com
Alianne
/ April 21, 2012Thanks Shadow! Alas, I haven’t figured that part out yet. But as soon as I do, I’ll share
No, really, I will.
Shadow
/ April 21, 2012Tracey D
/ April 21, 2012Loved the post. Rule number 6 made me me laugh…aloud.
Happy Earth Day to All.
Alianne
/ April 21, 2012I’m glad heheh #6 is my favorite ;D
Rae M.
/ April 21, 2012All these rules are so very awesome! I love the addendum to number 5. Of course that applies even if she isn’t a werewolf.
Now if I could just get my hands on a werewolf, life would be complete! I could invest in a lint roller and he could follow through with rule number 6!
Thanks! And Happy Earth Day!
Alianne
/ April 21, 2012Rae, that is a standing number 1 on my life’s to-do list. I just can’t seem to get it done LOL
Books4me #Dauntless (@BooksForMe2)
/ April 21, 2012VERY funny…thanks for the tips!
Alianne
/ April 21, 2012Thanks for stopping by! =D Happy Earth Day!
booksaver
/ April 21, 2012It’s nice to know the rules, thank you for sharing. Have a happy Earth Day. Love those weres.
Linda
seriousreader at live dot com
Alianne
/ April 21, 2012Me too booksaver, lol Happy Earth Day to you too =)
Joder
/ April 21, 2012Great rules that I’ll be keeping in mind if I’m ever alone in the woods at night. Fun post!
joderjo402 AT gmail DOT com
Alianne
/ April 21, 2012Oh, Joder, the best way to be in the woods at night is with a were, not alone hehehe Maybe that needs to be one of the rules…
kimberleyc
/ April 21, 2012Thank you so much for the rules….Everything is so much clearer now…
Happy Earth Day!
Alianne
/ April 21, 2012I’m glad lol Happy Earth Day to you too!
Christine
/ April 21, 2012::Snicker:: I think Rule 5 is my favorite! Thanks for the laugh, it’s good for the soul.
Alianne
/ April 21, 2012My pleasure Christine =D Thanks for stopping by.
Shelly
/ April 21, 2012Lol this guide is really funny. Always good to know this stuff if you’re going to around weres.
Alianne
/ April 21, 2012I aim to be helpful XD Thanks for stopping by.
June M.
/ April 21, 2012Love this list! Now I will know what to do, and more importantly what not to do, if I ever date a Were.
Alianne
/ April 21, 2012Just be sure you have bubbles with you and you should be fine ;D
Barbara
/ April 22, 2012Too fun…rules to live by, for sure LOL! Happy Earth Day! (psst…now, tell me where are those handsome weres???)
Alianne
/ April 22, 2012LOL When I find them I’ll let you know ;D Thanks for stopping by!
Mary M.
/ April 22, 2012Love the rules, now I need a were locater!
Alianne
/ April 22, 2012Don’t we all? lol
Laura K
/ April 22, 2012What a funny post! I’ll have to copy/paste it into an email because to print it out would go against the principles of Earth Day!
Teresa Kleeman
/ April 22, 2012I so love these rules and I’m so finding me a Werewolf. Love them ! Happy Earth Day!